Jake telling it how it is.
If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.
I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.
The best part about the ending was the guys trying not to touch anybody with their dicks
literally actually the best tumblr post of 2013.
may we carry this piece of scripture for the reads of 2014 and beyond.
It’s been a long time
that’s the cutest demonstration of wingchun i have seen my entire life
Gently demonstrating two dozen blocks, traps, intercepts and strikes in a few seconds — an early and advanced education for a child who will likely grow up with an acute eye and feel for how the body works.
OH MY GOSH I saw the video for this and nearly cried! The best part is taht she’s having fun but over time you can see she gets more and more serious about it and aahhhhh~
Wing Chun daddy, forever reblog. Oh hey, the video.
The fondest of starting fires.